For those still unsure about the power of celebrity culture, please note today's sign of the apocolypse.

Seems porn star Jenna Jameson is in a motherly way. (In fairness, I note parenthetically that news outlets are dutifully reporting that Jenna is a "former" porn actress...whatever.)  Here is what the proud mom-to-be had to say about her relationship with mixed martial arts maestro Tito Ortiz : 

  "I think I'm gonna stay unmarried and just go for the babies!  I'm following in Angelina's footsteps!"

Oh joy.